Look Dad, now I can see in real-time where Santa Claus is and whether he’s fixin to get here on schedule.  You’re gonna need this Norad tracking stuff for my sister in a few years. 
NORAD TRACKS SANTA 2007
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Every parents knows the misery of the yearly trip to the mall to see Santa. Waiting in a long line of hyperactive kids. Your kids start crying the minute they sit in Santa’s lap. Then, you have to waste money on pictures of kids with […]

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I hate when an article doesn’t give me enough information…what kind of can, how long do you have to put it in for??  Oh, well.  I guess I’ll have to experiment.  I have to admit, I never thought of this destructive little act. 
Twoyearold Blows Up Kitchen (from This Is Wiltshire)
 By Gazette Reporter A […]

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Great, I’ll be taking a sleigh ride around the back yard pulled by Jameson, the emotionally distraught Jack Russell Terrier.  Yeah, go ahead and laugh.  It’s all fun and games until he see a you-know-what (I can’t say the word out loud, he goes crazy) and flips me off of my sled!

The Wilderness Lodge is offering […]

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OK, look Mom and Dad. I have no problem living in Springfield, PA.  I mean 30 degree temperatures at Christmas is wonderful and all.  But, seriously….why can’t I be in Disney World for Christmas.  In case there’s any chance that you can make it happen for me, I’ve attached the Christmas Schedule…
 I’ll bet Jay Kubassek goes […]

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Take a look at me now…I finally made it to the big leagues.   Sure, it might have taken me 2 stinkin’ years but how many people make the cover of Fortune Magazine while they’re still in diapers.  Damn, can’t erase!  Yeah, I am still in diapers, actually they’re pull-ups - with Spiderman on them if […]

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wii smash

Of course, I may never know unless my dad breaks down and actually buys the Wii!
You reading this, Dad??

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Today’s my brother, David’s birthday.  Yay!!
I’m so excited, I’m getting all dressed up for the event…
See….

Everybody’s all like “David, what do you want for your birthday?”  What about me, nobody cares about what I want?  Or is it because I only know 2 words in the English language that nobody bothers to ask me.  And by […]

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